Actual (or nearest I remember it) conversation in the car on the way to Easter Sunday service:
Son: Have you guys ever eaten donuts from Sil’s?
Mom & Dad: no
Son: too bad, it’s closing soon
Mom: really? I wonder why
Dad: Maybe they’re out of dough
Mom: I thought maybe they’re in the hole
Son: (lol)
everyone’s eyes glaze over
Yup, that’s how we roll.